23rd May

[Susan]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! I have serious obsessive problems, but it's all good ;D

Life is still very much a Cabaret, and Kim was amazing, as always lol!

Firstly, I would like to say, I am cursed with trains, this is the 3rd time in a row i've had issues, today there decides to be another fire on the line around London Bridge, so they've closed Charing Cross as well, left here at about 4.15 to make sure we had plenty of time to get there, gets to Tonbridge and had to get a train to Orpington and change there. Gets to Orpington and told platform 7, they then change their minds and say platform 6, only to decide it's platform 7 again Finally got on another train that's being re-routed to Victoria, not a problem. Took ages and was late getting in because it went all out of the way. Got to Victoria at about half 6, about to get the tube only to discover they'd shut the whole of Victoria underground, fabulous! I don't know that station so I had no idea where I was going, someone told us what bus we could catch, it was taking ages so I asked how far it is to walk to Piccadilly, too far apparently, so we finally got on a bus, and arrived in Piccadilly at 7.15, 3 hours after leaving home for a journey that's meant to take an hour max

Thankfully there wasn't such a fiasco on the way back, apart from the rowdy men rattling on about their pasties, and talking to this boy and girl who had a bottle of wine and glasses yes on a train as you do. When I got up to get off one of the blokes goes she hasn't smiled once, talking about me, I was just thinking my god you're a middle aged man talking in a very crude manner very loudly to young girls, i'm ignoring you.

Moving on.....I loooooooove the Cabaret still ;D Considering Kim had been up since early this morning, been on This Morning, had a matinee and evening performance, she was on excellent form! One of the best times i've seen her I think. She nearly killed me laughing at the beginning, when she sang 'Don't Tell Mama' that's got to be probably the best time i've ever seen it, she was getting well into it, pulling all sorts of faces and laughing, I love it when she comes out and goes 'Jesus...' HAAAA it's funny, I thought she was going to crack up laughing at one point too

'Mein Herr' was quite different too, she did it in a much more comedic way than i've seen before, whether or not that was deliberate I don't know, I think This Morning set her off...this morning with pulling some faces, don't know if she realised but I found it quite entertaining! When she was climbing up the ladder things too I couldn't help thinking 'No one can get close to me!" Haha!

And i'm not sure but there were times I wasn't actually sure if she was crying! I don't think so but it was very convincing I must say!
'Maybe This Time' was soooooo cute, from the 3 previous songs it's just on a completely different level and she just sings it and it's just beautiful!

'Cabaret', my god, I say this everytime but seriously she hasn't half got a pair of lungs on her! Amaaaaaaaazing I love love love it, when she's well into it and just omg, leaves me grinning like a cheshire cat everytime. I kept kinda getting butterflies tonight too, no idea why it was very strange!

And it's official, I am loooud haha! Kim can hear me wooooing apparently HAAAA don't know whether that's a good or bad thing, but when no one else it making noise it's not my fault! I get excited and i'm just showing my appreciation, Kim said it was a quiet audience, so technically good job I was providing the sound ;D

[Danni]

HAAAAAAAA my god i love it when you write about your trips. soooo funny. Loved the "When she was climbing up the ladder things too I couldn't help thinking 'No one can get close to me!'" HAA it makes me laugh everytime.

Kim didnt have that nasty stuff dripping down did she? wasnt flustered?? Lol!!

Annnnnnnnnd i cant believe how long it bloody took you to get there. ridiculous i swear! i really thought you wouldnt make it there on time.

[Susan]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ah was funny I was trying not to laugh 'cos all I could think about was that, I kept laughing in the most inappropriate places I was quiet though, well I wasn't howling anyway haha I couldn't hold it in!

LMFAOO you have no idea how closely I was watching at that point HAAA! Ah i'm killing myself thinking about it,, she put the egg in, how she manages to crack an egg first time live every night is beyond me I can't do it properly! Then she got the pencil, whipped it round a bit, put the cup down got out the sauce, the bottle's nearly empty so she was safe from being able to spill that all over the bed.....then she gets the pencil again and it whipping it round again, then she was walking around a bit, and I don't know if it was because I was sitting waiting for it in antisipation 'cos I knew it was coming but she seemed to walk around for ages before she 'drank' it, when I asked her about it the other week she said she has to get the right side of the cup so I was sitting there one minute she had in it one hand, the next it was in the other and I was just thinking oooh god I hope she's got it in the right place now LMAO! Then she 'drank' it but it was all good, no spillage or drinkage, she's very convincing though I just thought euuuuugh man, and what if some of the egg had splattered around the side on the way in haha! Sliiiime!

Oh I know I was scared! Stop sending me to Victoria I don't know that place! I wouldn't care if they shut the underground when I need to be at Charing Cross 'cos I can walk it but Victoria, it's the 3rd time in a row something's gone wrong though, luckily the first time we just missed the fire on the way home so it didn't affect us but was literally if we'd have been 10 minutes later we'd of hit it, then the birthday disaster that resulted in 4 metal poles...it was so nice to be able to see Kim singing 'Maybe This Time'!

[Danni]

HAAAA i can just see you laughing with your hand over your mouth to disguise it lmao! Baddddd not meant to laugh at Kim, Lol!!

HAAAA it dont take a genius to crack an egg man. HAAAAAAAAAA ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww its so rank!! Thank god there was no spillage, would have been quite embarressing lmaoooo

LMAO its Cabaret! Its cursed the tracks you go on! baddddddd! knew there was summat about that show that was odd. its trying to curse you. Actually i think it already has cos your obsessed with it now lmfaoooooo

[Susan]

HAAAA I can't help it! To a normal person it was all appear quite, well normal, but to me that is Kim, and I know what happens so I pick up on little things, like when he swings the bed round after 'Perfectly Marvellous' I have no idea what she was doing but it was highly amusing to me! And in the party bit when she's dancing, ah I do love it, I was sitting there last night trying to lipread to see what she was saying to Michael, I failed though I have no idea but i'd like to know he didn't stop smiling!

LOL yes it does it always like explodes all over my hands! Or half the shell goes in and eugh it's just a nightmare! I need lessons! HAAA if anything went not to plan on a time I was there I think i'd need a gag or something to stop me laughing loud!

Haha nooooo not obsessed not meeee, although i've gotta say, the dancing pig is starting to get to me, it's just not funny anymore. Oooo and I think old Bobby has left you know, because that's twice now that there's been another bloke doing it, so I think he may have gone and the other bloke has taken over

[Danni]

HAAAAAAA oooooooo i can lipread kinda however kim speaks too fast so i doubt i cud unravel what she was saying. Lmao im intreged now, i wonder what she was saying. Probably just being Kim cos you know she makes us smile constantly so you know.

HAAAAAAAA watch kim do it. You'll learn to do it eventually. I never knew that that scene would turn into such a cookery show lmfaoooo! Well your always going to think of it now arent you now she's said about it on Tv. I definately wont forget it. I'll ask you all the time now "did it go everywhere? was there drinkage?" Yeahhh man ok im addicted to some of this stuff now lmfaooo

Ha nooooo course your not lmfao! Ok do explain the dancing pig.. never heard of that lmao! And i have no idea who bobby is.

[Susan]

HAAAA she kept twirling around too which didn't help, he didn't seem to be saying nothing though just her haha, I do wonder how they manage it like everynight though, 'cos there's times when they're in the scene like sitting 'talking' at the side or whatever so I wonder what they just sit there chatting about, surely must run out of things to say, it was cute though I was like awwwww they looked really sweet lol! I was having lots of funny aww moments!

HAAAAA i'd been wondering since I saw it the first time, because you know I take an interest in the food...cold bacon and all that jazz, took me a while to remember to ask though didn't it, and then when they said about it on This Morning I thought it was quite funny, the prairie oysters are well known lol! Lots of gin, obviously that's not gin though

HAAA ah James has a pig on his back, well I think it's a pig, and he does this dance, well not him but you know, anyway it's meant to be funny but it's just not, but it's ok 'cos the rest of the audience seem to find it hilarious!

And this was Bobby:


But now this is Bobby


I do believe.

[Danni]

HAAAAAAAAA bless. Kim's always got something to say what you on about Lol! But thats a good thing.

HAAAA yes. It maybe famous but dont drink it lmfaooo. And you take ages to remember stuff to ask anyway. bloody like 4 txts i sent yesterday with the questions on lmfaooo! good job mine are free aint it lmfaoo! Its fine you did good rememberng to ask stuff yesterday tho.

Ooooooo ok makes sense now lol! Ooooooo ok i reckonise those people its fine lmao!

[Susan]

HAAA it's very good, it is the way forward, even she said it's a good thing!

HAAA no dooon't it's bad she'll get ill! Haha don't I know it, I stood there last night, 'Now I can't remember what else I was supposed to ask' I remembered a few Should of just got your text and reeled it off from there!!

HAA do you! That's a bit magic, one of the dancers looked new as well, not sure if she was though new costume and stuff, there was a few different bits though, and I think Kim took most of her make-up off by the end, James takes all his off now and I think she had, making them baaaare

[Danni]

HAAAAAAA got no problem there then. I can be loud but i think you'd win hands down lmao!!!

HAAAAAAA yes you shud have. Badddddd susan! its fine you didnt miss much off anyway i dont think.

Yesssss i do, from somewhere but i dunno where. Its those pics, i remember them.

Ooooo man you do half notice the oddest things.

[Susan]

LOL I think i'm a bit of a foghorn, I don't mean to be

Haha no, some I can find out from other sources so it's ok

Haha I feel i'm rather observant to this show, but when you see something lots you do pick up on different things don't you, and when something's changed you can see it is, like this one dancer at the end she had her hair down, it's always been left up before but it stuck out like a sore thumb to me!

[Danni]

HAAAA true. i suppose everyone picks up on those types of things dont they.

[Susan]

Lol yup, not just me being odd. I shant express anymore thoughts that are in my head HAA!

[Danni]

Oh god please dont. Im already scarred i'll be damaged completely by the end of it!!

[Susan]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I was actually killing myself laughing just then Danni, it started hurting my chest, Kim is baaaad LMAO she should not do naughty things